well then skip today’s post;)

With a return to the blog world, Kevin has tackled some highly intellectual subject matter. While it’s fairly detailed, I felt compelled to make it a bit more comprehensive. Although, I confess that this subject is quite possibly too large to be confined to the blog world. It’s quite simply, the fart; I suggest you read Kevin’s blog first to put my post in context.

His list of fart types needs to also include;
1. bubble fart - similar to the rosebud/repeater fart he mentions, but these are not wet, but rather, quiet buds of air that bubble their way to the surface.

2. the toot - milder version of the trumpet, an aspiring wanna be trumpet

3. the sex fart - need I say more here, take it how you want;)

4. the dud - also not a true fart but you feel one building and you’re so sure you’re going to let one rip and nothing happens.

And of course a whole other sub-category based on smells. I’ll only touch on the most common;
1. rotten egg
2. poopy diaper smell

Finally there are types of people who fart;
1. those who think their farts smell like roses
2. those who are patriotic farters, proud of it, as loud and as smelly as they can make it
3. those who have convinced themselves that they don’t really fart
4. those of us who know we fart and find ourselves trying to follow fart etiquette

That’s my contribution to the fart dialogue. I’m sure that I am also missing some critical points as well, but I’ll leave it to others to pick up where I left off.

I watched Sideways last night. I’m not sure why it is being billed as a comedy as it wasn’t funny at all. I wasn’t blown away by the movie and it plodded on at times but it did have a message that was valuable and a lot of subcontext to the plot.